sphincter yoga 

through breathing and a yoga-like technique, an individual battles to remain in control of the muscles in their anal sphincter and prevent the effects of diarrea. Often practiced as a result of drinking non-bottled water, while travelling in a foreign country.

in constrained circumstances such as travelling on public transport where the only toilet is extremely unsanitary, and in fact, someone has dumped on the floor rather than in the toilet, and, desperate to go to the toilet due to the effects of diarrea or more generally prairie dogging, one would practice sphincter yoga to avoid having to go to the toilet at that time

sphincter yoga by Danielle Goodsell September 6, 2006

Laptop Yoga Freak 

A man or woman who stands outside, whether it be in the front yard or back with a laptop. They are often searching for wireless iternet signal. A laptop yoga freak or l.y.f may be known to get in weird positions.

Me: What the hell are the neighbours doing?
Dad: Oh, they're laptop yoga freaks.
Me. Ah, I gotcha'.

Laptop Yoga Freak by Two Pints July 3, 2009

Camel Yoga Pants 

well... when you go to a yoga class and there'a a girl's yoga pants are too tight and you see the camel toe..

A: Oh gosh I saw a camel yoga pants today in class!
B: CYP is my worst fear when it comes to yoga class!!!

Camel Yoga Pants by lazyfood February 20, 2011

Headphone yoga 

when your headphones are broken so u hold your body in the position that they work and stay there hoping they work

"i got new headphones a month ago but i am already having to do headphone yoga"

Headphone yoga by CORVUS July 5, 2016

Laughter Yoga 

Laughing in a group. Starting as fake laughter and building into real laughter.

Possible side effects include: reduced stress, better wellbeing, reduce heart issues, reduced anxiety and depression, also a natural painkiller.

We went to the laughter yoga session and pissed ourselves laughing.

Laughter Yoga by Joey true heir to the throne April 19, 2019

bikram yoga 

The beat yoga studio in the world. Located in Huntington Beach and founded by Donna.

I sweated my ass off in Bikram Yoga.

bikram yoga by OCBeach July 10, 2021

choking yoga 

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.

Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.

choking yoga by Sajakain December 12, 2022