Mog Womp

When a large (sometimes feral) street cat smacks you upside your head so violently that your perceptions are realtered.

My boy got Mog Womped and now he's a Jehovahs Witness.

by Vauxhall95 September 5, 2023

weiner womp

a firm tap on a mans weiner given while he is play fighting with his girlfriend.

Rick got a weiner womp from Teresa during their slap and tickle match.

by rbonewomper February 18, 2010

Ass-Womp

When you fall directly on your tailbone and sends shocks throughout your body. Can be as little as small pain or one that has bruising and hurts for days.

Yesterday when playing football i got tackled and got ass-womped, o still can't walk straight.

by himynameisnted August 29, 2009

Mali-womped

When a dumbass ref seems to cock-slap you with shit calls all game long.

Derived from the horrible calls made by Mali-born referee Koman Coulilaby during the USA v Slovenia match.

That ref is calling fouls that don't exist!
I know! We're getting totally Mali-womped

by AlanJoeyKeith June 20, 2010

womp stick

Random items put on a tall stick so that people can locate one another at music festivals. Also for entertainment purposes.

Where Jimmy?" "I don't know, I'm tripping balls." "Look for his womp stick, it has a banana on it." "Derp.

by Nokavi July 25, 2011

womping willow

the god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!

by Corey April 24, 2005

booty womped

to get owned, served, schooled, or totally humiliated.

Man you just lost!... No, I got booty womped.

by booty womper February 6, 2010