hit it with the fork

To cook crack.

I was low on dough so I had to hit it with the fork.

by gotmilf14 December 23, 2013

Online friends with benefits

The act of having an online sexting buddy or "nude partner"

Wow She wants to trade nudes again? We must be online friends with benefits

by ThatGuyClock April 9, 2016

Miss me with it

Basically a cleaner version of "miss me with the b.s"

P1(girl):"So i heard you was talking about me,"
P2(boy)"I aint about to fight you, bro, miss me with it ✌✌."

by mccenna_draze July 14, 2016

working out with gorillas

A motivational imagery technique used to drastically increase your interest and stamina while working out at the gym.

When I’m low on energy and drive during my sometimes repetitive workouts, I just imagine working out with gorillas and then I’m super pumped!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

crackin open a cold one with the boys

The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.

Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys

by 420yourmom May 30, 2017

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.

"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".

by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014

miss me with the bullshit

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.

miss me with the bullshit

Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me

Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep

by bi sexy chocolate August 5, 2008