wiitarded

Someone who doesn't know anything there is to know about the wii.

"That guy just asked me how much the Wii is. He must be wiitarded."

by JimmyBobby December 29, 2007

wiitard

1. One of the (hopefully) rare breed that will gather in packs and huddle together around kerosene heaters in the parking lots of retail stores all night for the chance to buy a Wii the following morning.

2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.

3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."

(1) "Well, guys, the snow's comin' down and we have five hours before Shopko opens. Anyone gonna wimp out?"
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"

(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"

(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."

by Scrawny Yeti January 22, 2007

Wiitard

(Pronounced Wee-tard)
Adjective

The characteristic of a person who cannot operate a Nintendo Wii or its controllers.

P1: "I think that the controls will be too complicated for the average gamer."
P2: "Dude, you're a Wiitard."

by Morris Levy May 19, 2006

Wignit

1) A extrimly fat nerd that trys to eat his own cock.
2)an obeased nerd with a fat attitude.

Damn u wignit do my damn homework.

by Sousuke & Rush October 29, 2003

wiit

An interjection used to express joy or excitement about anything related to the Nintendo Wii. Derived from the word w00t or woot.

Ravi: Dude, you just got 121 stars in Super Mario Galaxy!
Jason: Wiit!

by Jason Whitehurst January 17, 2008

wingthing

A wingthing is much like a wingman, but in this case, instead of a person, a wingthing is an object that helps someone get ass. For example, a handle of vodka can be a wingthing, as can a hot tub. It is essentially the opposite of a cock block.

I love my hot tub for parties... it's such a wingthing!

by ronaele June 20, 2010

Wiitard

a person who wants a nintendo Wii so bad they will preform lude acts.

vijay is such a Wiitard i saw him acting like a cock whore behind gamestop.

by pp51doodoo December 12, 2008