a skinny white boi is your local stoner who is white as fuck , skinnier than your fucking middle finger that you should have shoved up their ass. you might find him in your english class, trust me, he isn't mysterious. you'll start to hook up with them, and they'll constantly remind you that you're never gonna be more than friends while acting like you're their girlfriend. you'll catch them hitting on other girls dont worry! sometimes it's even one of your besties! cute right??
when you get too close, they'll ghost the fuck out of you.
once you move on, their skinny white boy senses kick in and they'll text you out of nowhere. don't fall for this shit. trashbag asshole no life pieces of shit who have not matured since they turned fucking 16.
when you get too close, they'll ghost the fuck out of you.
once you move on, their skinny white boy senses kick in and they'll text you out of nowhere. don't fall for this shit. trashbag asshole no life pieces of shit who have not matured since they turned fucking 16.
Girl 1: "There's this guy in my English class I'm hooking up with! He's so cute, quirky..."
Girl 2:" DON'T FALL FOR THE SKINNY WHITE BOY YOU STUPID BITCH."
Girl 2:" DON'T FALL FOR THE SKINNY WHITE BOY YOU STUPID BITCH."
by laylizzle my nizzle January 7, 2022
Get the skinny white boymug. Synonym for fuckboy. Also called SWB.
We all know them, we've all heard about them and we all dread being approached by one. These so-called straight white boys are commonly luring on social media and dating apps.
They're white, obnoxious, have no sense of tact or respect, and their standard reply is "haha and then what ;)"
They turn normal conversations into sexting in the blink of an eye and if you're not careful, you'll get a faceful of dick pics.
Do not startle the SWB tho! If you reject him too clearly, he'll go in defense mode. Common strategies are "ur not pretty enough any way haha" or "jk. Lol"
Whatever you do tho, don't mention the words "chilling" "going to take a shower" or "netflix" as this seems to trigger the response "haha. What would you do if I were with you? ;)"
We all know them, we've all heard about them and we all dread being approached by one. These so-called straight white boys are commonly luring on social media and dating apps.
They're white, obnoxious, have no sense of tact or respect, and their standard reply is "haha and then what ;)"
They turn normal conversations into sexting in the blink of an eye and if you're not careful, you'll get a faceful of dick pics.
Do not startle the SWB tho! If you reject him too clearly, he'll go in defense mode. Common strategies are "ur not pretty enough any way haha" or "jk. Lol"
Whatever you do tho, don't mention the words "chilling" "going to take a shower" or "netflix" as this seems to trigger the response "haha. What would you do if I were with you? ;)"
"We were just talking on kik and suddenly he sent a dickpic out of nowhere, thats just so Straight White Boy from him."
by Inspiritgolden September 23, 2015
Get the Straight White Boymug. The title given to a white boy who gets bitches, parties harder than the rest, and is an overall BEAST!
Now that White Boy Swag!
That white boy parties HARD, He's got White Boy Swag!
With the power vested in me, I now pronounce you White Boy Swag.
That white boy parties HARD, He's got White Boy Swag!
With the power vested in me, I now pronounce you White Boy Swag.
by Ty Mr. Ward September 11, 2011
Get the white boy swagmug. Is a celebration of the beauty and sex appeal of white men; usually in reference to the encouragement for "swirlers"(bw/wm coupling 💋😊) to date white men.
by Swirl dragon🐉 December 17, 2017
Get the white boy wednesdaymug. A white boy (n.) a male, usually Caucasian, who acts in the steroetypical style of a privileged sexist brat (occasionally hot, but ugly due to shitty personality). This includes bro-ing, calling ppl baby, having an obsession with sneakers, egotism, sexting, ethnocentrism, douchey-ness, and ect
by Katice April 3, 2015
Get the Typical White Boymug. When your penis turns flaccid during prolonged sexual interscourse; also used as a derogatory term for penile inferiority or a racial slur towards conservative white people.
1. (Verb) Charlie got embarrassed after they fucked cause he rolled up a white boy sausage half-way through.
2. (Adj.) Mother fucker, get outta here if your weak ass white boy sausage!
3. (Noun) I'm voting for the white boy sausage on the right!!
2. (Adj.) Mother fucker, get outta here if your weak ass white boy sausage!
3. (Noun) I'm voting for the white boy sausage on the right!!
by LepusCurpaeum January 7, 2016
Get the white boy sausagemug. White men playfully grabbing each other's dicks, asses, and nipples while humping each other in a non-gay way
by polonino July 11, 2019
Get the White boy funmug.