Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy 

Kicking someone ass severely. Just like one of his parents would do it.

I Beat Valery's ass just like if I was her mom.

Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy by Saints March 11, 2005

I thought you were bae but you're just fam 

and old vine made in like the time vine was popular

person 1:I thought you were bae but you're just fam

person2: john wait-

I thought you were bae but you're just fam by unlistedcali October 27, 2020

they were suited 

1)- Phrase used by dumbasses playing Poker to justify a bad beat they just put on another player. Meaning that they played the hand horribly, making every wrong decision possible, but since they had two suited cards, it is OK. Usually found at low limit games or online.

2)- Phrase mocking the above dumbass player by people who know what they are doing. Used in jest.

1)- Player 1- "How can you cold call three raises before the Flop with a 5-2?"
Moron- "I had a flush and a straight draw"
Player 1- "A FIVE HIGH flush draw?"
Moron- "But they were suited..."
Player 1- (Usually swears here)

2)- Good Player 1- "Ha! I should call your raise with this hand" (Flips over 7-3 of spades)
Good Player 2- "Huh? Why would you do that?"
Good Player 1- (sarcastically) "Because they were suited of course"

they were suited by ACG2x May 5, 2005

why yes the Marines were here. how did you know? 

1. see the Marines were here

2. a 'de-motivational poster' incorrectly depicting an urban area used for target practice.

why yes the Marines were here. how did you know?
see the Marines were here

why yes the Marines were here. how did you know? by Marines is capitalized. January 22, 2011

those were the days 

something old people say when reminiscing.

"way back in my time, we could get a loaf of bread, 3 cows, and a newspaper, all for a nickle... ah.. those were the days"

those were the days by bre May 24, 2004

We Were Retards

A funny rant site, by two guys who claim to be retards.

I was at We Were Retards, reading stupid rants. Good times. www.wewereretards.tk

We Were Retards by no one February 23, 2005

What if movies were previews 

"What if movies were previews" is a statement that is said in reaction to another ignorant or pointless statement.

Moron: Dude, the sun is really hot today.

Smart Guy: Man, what if movies were previews.

What if movies were previews by Marty and Jordan July 16, 2008