weiner water

1. the super tasty broth prepared as a result of boiling weiners.

2. when I dunk my filthy, unwashed cock in a glass of water; the perfect beverage for your mom.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I boiled up some weiners...want some?"

Guy 2: "Fuck the weiners, gimme some of that delicious weiner water"

Guy 1: "That's what I gave your mom last night."

by The Zim. January 17, 2009

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weiner beat

to jack around and not do anything productive

the service guys are famous for performing a weiner beat

by KENNY THE SHARK November 19, 2004

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Matt-Weiner

1) Adjective- Legendary; Beyond Human
2) Noun- A person whos qualities far surpass those of anyone else

1)Wow that guy is so Matt-Weiner, he is the most incredible person

2)I wish I was a Matt-Weiner so I can get all those girls!

by Anonymous Judaean December 21, 2008

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weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

by BlondeHairBezz November 18, 2009

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Weiner Bandit

A fabled creature much like the Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, or The Trix Rabbit. That Comes in the night if you are not prepared and will steal ones' "Weiner". Leaving the victim "Weinerless"

What you can do; sleep with your pants on or hold your junk all night. (This is where the saying "wakie wakie, hands off snakie" came from.)

It is possible to catch this bandit, it is said that he will give you one of three possible prizes; $23(American), a walk-man, or a cassette player. which makes you wonder why you would want to catch his cheap ass anyway.

A Masked Assailant that steals guys junk
Known as: The Weiner Bandit.

by BigbubbaD February 02, 2012

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