Santa Weight

Weight you put on over the winter holidays, due to the crap ton of candy and baked goods available

1 : "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."

by Xpngs&cats December 5, 2016

Pocket Weight

Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).

"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."

"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."

"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."

by ViatheV June 21, 2011

Rope Weight

A slang term for a black person.

Don't go by that CVS, there are some rope weights robbing it.. again.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011

girlfriend weight

When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.

Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?

Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.

by fredyo April 18, 2017

Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.

I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

Playing Weight

A term used by athletes to define their optimum weight for playing their desired sport.

Ron Artest trained hard this summer to get down to playing weight for training camp.

by RubySoho76 October 25, 2010

Weight Doping

The act of lying about ones weight on Zwift to gain an unfair advantage.

Look at his weight! he dropped 6kg in 2 days.... he's definitely weight doping.

I'm thinking of weight doping to be able to stay with the front group.

Is weight doping considered cheating?

by PrissyC March 11, 2019