vegan handshake

The act of jerking off with a piece of kale between your hand and your woodie to prevent direct interaction with red meat.

The young hipster yelled "who dat" to impress his friends in the other room while giving himself a vegan handshake.

by YardSaleP*ssy January 16, 2015

vegan hoddog

The best kind of hoddog (Hoddog- a word used to make hot dog sound more fluent) The are the moist hoddog's that squirt out juice when you bite into it. the taste the best and you always want to suck on it.

"I love VEGAN HODDOGS"
"Vegan hoddogs make me feel like a Daljot(Daljot- a name used for Vegan Hoddog king and the inventor of the Vegan Hoddog"

by Vegan Hodddog February 6, 2017

Vegas Cake Show

An event or occasion that begins civilized then unexpectedly turns into a gong show. Often the result of excessive alcohol consumption. Generally requires a catalyst to elevate the situation to reach new levels of high jinks. Similar to a Catalina Wine Mixer.

"Hey man, how was Nick's party?'

"Dude, it went off the rails like a Vegas Cake Show!"

by Toasted_Bagels October 24, 2017

Vegan Lemon Cake

When a girl cracks an egg into another girl's vagina and cooks it using a hairdryer

Bro, I heard the economics teacher makes an awesome vegan lemon cake

by OreAdejumo99 March 14, 2019

Veganazi

A vegan that thinks that they are better than everyone and protest in the meat aisle in supermarkets (we all know them).

‘Mum! The veganazis are storming the slaughterhouse again’
‘Close the blinds do not let them see you’

by Nelufas November 8, 2019

Vegan juice

vegan juice is monster ultra and is a good source of drink for vegans as it is less in sugar and just a good energy source

“Give me some of that vegan juice” “vegan juice is so good”

by veganjuice.lol:) March 31, 2020

VeganX

A vegan who, like other vegans, does not consume meat or any other animal products as a rule. However, followers of the VeganX school of thought are open to the idea of consuming animal products if these were to be created in a lab with no harm or exploitation towards the original being from whose DNA the products could be produced.

-Are you vegan?

-Yes, I'm VeganX

by VeganX December 25, 2021