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demon vacuum 

it's just the demon vacuum or noo-noo from teletubbies but to me and probably some children it's a demon coming for your soul.
the demon vacuum noo-noo was staring at billy last night looking for a way into his house
demon vacuum by cheesemgee February 13, 2019

Sad Vacuum 

A fleshlight
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost
Teddy Hyde : I’m making friction with a sad vacuum
Sad Vacuum by TorioWasHere March 2, 2023

Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue 

Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier
Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.

Ass vacuum 

When you have to take a shit but there's no toilet so you just suck your shit back in your asshole.
I have to do an ass vacuum to keep me from shitting in my pants.
Ass vacuum by Ken Troller May 18, 2013

Bagless Vacuum 

When a man tucks his balls between his legs (in the style of a mangina) while receiving a blowjob.
I felt like she'd earned a treat so I let that bitch give me a bagless vacuum.

Genital Vacuum 

A woman who gives frequent and exuberant head.
"Man that Alyssa is a genital vacuum! She sucked off Sean, Peter and Tom all in the same week!"
Genital Vacuum by Lempke May 13, 2006