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atmosphere vacuum 

Someone that will suck the life out of a room full of generally happy people.
Commonly likened to an Atmosphere Vampire; they are fundamentally the same thing except the former does not bite!

An Atmosphere Vacuum is someone that in a conversation will have “apparently” done whatever you have done but better. A smug know-it-all with delusions of grandeur and other such narcissistic tendencies. The Atmosphere Vacuum is not happy unless interfering in other peoples business and is happiest when belittling others.

The Atmosphere Vacuum is dull, uninteresting, repetitive and completely unaware that they are hated due a lack of social awareness.

The presence of an Atmosphere Vacuum is likely to induce feelings of depression, anger, or mild nausea. Should be avoided at all costs.
"Look out everyone, Jackie is on her way !!! Every man for themselves"
Man what a atmosphere vacuum
atmosphere vacuum by Alex5377 October 9, 2008
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anal vacuum 

the act of sucking ones asshole until either a fart or feces comes out.
Jim gave me an anal vacuum last night and it cleared my constipation

demon vacuum 

it's just the demon vacuum or noo-noo from teletubbies but to me and probably some children it's a demon coming for your soul.
the demon vacuum noo-noo was staring at billy last night looking for a way into his house
demon vacuum by cheesemgee February 13, 2019

Sad Vacuum 

A fleshlight
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost
Teddy Hyde : I’m making friction with a sad vacuum
Sad Vacuum by TorioWasHere March 2, 2023

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40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
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Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier
Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.

Ass vacuum 

When you have to take a shit but there's no toilet so you just suck your shit back in your asshole.
I have to do an ass vacuum to keep me from shitting in my pants.
Ass vacuum by Ken Troller May 18, 2013

Bagless Vacuum 

When a man tucks his balls between his legs (in the style of a mangina) while receiving a blowjob.
I felt like she'd earned a treat so I let that bitch give me a bagless vacuum.