shove yourself up your ass

When a person is speaking bull shit and you cant find a better response to tell their ass off with.

You can go shove yourself up your ass.

by Random person behind a LCD October 21, 2020

I'ma fill up your taco

To shove your dick side ways into an ass cheek

Gay 1: tell your dad i'ma fill his taco

Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!

# i'ma fill up your taco

by Archduke of Douchebags February 22, 2019

blow up your Harold Cady

To be provoked and harrassed to the point that you can't stop yourself from getting violent.

African American WWII soldier Private Herman Perry, serving in the 849th Engineer Battalion in Burma and India constructing the Ledo Road, had for a long time been suffering systematical harrassment from racist officers. On March 3rd, 1944, he finally snapped and shot dead a white lieutenant, Harold Cady.

He talks a lot of shit, but you need to stay cool. You can't let this bastard make you blow up your Harold Cady.

by CarolShady January 13, 2011

Up your butt and around the corner

Smart ass remark made mostly by grade schoolers. Usually in response to a "where" question, but sometimes used by losers just to get attention.

Hey, have you seen my pencil?
Yeah, up your butt and around the corner!

by jojo December 23, 2004

Blow sunshine up your arse

To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.

Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.

I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.

by Fnordicle January 15, 2008

Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

Blowing smoke up your ass

To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.

Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass

by thickjordanianbooty101 June 2, 2020