underwire

A trashy tattoo that follows a woman's curves under her breasts, the way an underwire in a bra would. The 2000' tramp stamp.

When you meet a tatted chick with an underwire, you know she's easy!

by ThinkingTooHard January 6, 2021

Underwear Sniffer

A man who seeks out other men (sometimes women's) underwear to sniff or bury their face in. Often found in gyms and pools, the ultimate goal of an underwear sniffer is to find unwashed underwear, so they can breath in the smell of a stranger's dick and ass.

I can't find my briefs after gym class until I came across our underwear sniffer coach taking a deep breath from them in his office.
I let him keep them.

by ATotalFaq October 23, 2022

cowboy underwear

Sunrise in front and a trail behind you! (Stained undies)

Wow! Those are some stained undies; they look like cowboy underwear.

by bearvalleydb February 25, 2015

moody underwear

When it's cold out side and a girl's underwear gives them a wedgie.

"Girl what are you doing?"
"My underwear is giving me a wedgie."
"Oh, you have moody underwear."

by madqueen23 May 6, 2015

mortgage underwriter

A person who evaluates and mitigates risk for financial institutions. Underwriters are often under appreciated, underpaid punching bags for loan officers, processors. Often times they also become scape goats for upper management. Underwriters are also considered the most hated and vile beings within the lending world.

After asking for further documentation, the loan officer proceeded to the office of the mortgage underwriter and beat her with the stack of documents she requested and then urinated on her.

by Ldysc January 25, 2018

Underway

It is actually 2 words - under way - and was originally a nautical term meaning that a ship had begun its journey.
Likely to have been of early British Naval origin.
Over time, it has also become a description of an event having started.

Hurry if you want to see the ship leave, because it will soon be under way (not underway.)

The search for the missing child is already under way (not underway.)

by Authorwise May 26, 2011

marathon underwear

The act of wearing an undergarment i.e. Underwear, boxers, panties for at least a week but can exceed a month. May also be soiled in some way and or be accompanied by a smell.

I liked the guy until i found out that he is known for his marathon underwear and it's stench.

by some guy1 June 16, 2010