Twaddlegrok

Political chaos

Congress just voted – pure twaddlegrok.

by Thermogenesis June 13, 2025

curtain twiddler

A nosey neighbor or resident of a house or flat that is always trying to spy through the curtains and see what's going on

Dem fucking curtain twiddlers always calling the police on my ass when I was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter

by Rob_11 April 13, 2016

Dick-twiddle

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.

Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)

by mjs2003 May 23, 2018

bilbong tuddleshonks

when your good friend sucks on ur nipples for so long that the thc in ur blood stream converges into milk and feeds ur children(friends) who then blaze up from ur teets

bro jake took one for the team last night and let us all use him for a quick bilbong tuddleshonks

by charmander286 November 23, 2018

twat twiddler

Lesbians slang name

Derogatory

Singular

“That chick is a totally a fucking twat twiddler“

by John_D03 June 14, 2019

thumb-twiddlers

You know who I'm talking about — cana-duh-ans (save a few provinces). They'd have everyone believe & most insultingly, themselves (so good they are at self-convincing), that they're this moral, upstanding people that does everything justfully at a cost of being too polite & quaint to achieve anything.

The former, they are NOT.

Gee, look at these thumb-twiddlers. You can tell they're satisfied with what they have & yet still think they're better than everybody else.

by mrdabbleswithpotion December 19, 2021

Kiddie Twiddler

A term used to describe an sick individual that sexually grooms children, especially as a tool to excel neo-Marxist Wokeism ideology. Synonym: Groomer

This kiddie twiddler thought is was a good idea to show kindergarten students how to pleasure someone with a dildo.

by Luke The Canuck July 22, 2022