tattle snake

A cold blooded person who tells and sells you out for whatever the reason~

Taj Hackett, who lives in Grants Pass,OR, is a MOTHER FUCKING TATTLE SNAKE!

by Jose Marroquin February 25, 2007

twatted

The past-tense of the verb word "tweet" in reference to the social networking site Twitter, as defined by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. To "tweet" means to provide short answers to the question "What are you doing?" To "twat" or to have "twatted" means to used Twitter sometime in the past. Get your head out of the gutter.

Meredith Vieira: "Do you Twitter?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have Twatted."

by drcolbertDFA March 20, 2009

Teeter Twatter

Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.

"Dude, the strippers gave me a teeter twatter at my bachelors' party last night!"

by whutthe June 27, 2009

Twatter

A social networking and microblogging service for the sending of "one to many" messages via SMS or a web interface.

Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.

Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay "hyper-connected" to my friends. I'm a total addict - a real Twatterer!

by JonnyRoader August 26, 2008

twattledump

The act of a male or female releasing waste from an anus onto a womens genitalia.

Snoop DOGG is totally is going to twattledump snookies vaheezledum.

by I <3 HITLER!!! December 26, 2010

twattedville

high on drugs after a night or two of narcotics, alcohol and no sleep

Been to a big club night and have taken ectasy and you are on ur way to twattedville but still insist on an afterparty and more drugs

by Zoe Procter January 15, 2008

Twatterblogger

A blog written and maintained by a sarcastic yet inciteful Cyber-Mistress whom embraces the absurdity of making a living in such a sexual field but finds it highly improper and usually never shows her twat but loves to tease and keeps an equally tantalizing blog of her endeavors. She also gets off on and enjoys denying it (further empowering and establishing her dominance) (Cyber- Mistress could be interchangeable with Cyber-Dom).

"Mistress Twatter wrote a educational, sexy yet hilarious blog post yesterday that made me get a full raging boner/drenched my panties while I laughed out loud simataniously, she's such a twatterblogger."

by MistressTwatter July 31, 2012