by ShiestyGang July 31, 2022

by BesseJoozer February 11, 2019

during an intimate act of manual pleasure on the anatomical vertical male part the performer is also engaging in oral sex in or around the anal area...prior to climax the receiving party performs an act of flatulence.
by medwards7 August 24, 2011

To unleash a shit storm of farts when taking a dump, where the farts are particularly deep in tone like a tuba. The farter would easily get a job playing tuba in the Metropolitan Orchestra after this awe-inspiring tryout.
Ex. 1:
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!
Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!
Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
by chr0meice91 April 21, 2022

by Hlalakar May 26, 2020

Guy 1: dude so I was eating this girls ass out last night even though she told me not too because she had to shit
Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?
Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye
Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?
Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye
by _cordy September 1, 2016

"My bum hurts!" exclaimed Richard. "That's because I drugged you and gave you a sticky tuba!" Remarked Peter.
by Dill Doe Dylan September 4, 2016
