Tuba

The tuba is a diverse weapon used by the Brass kingdom. Most notably wielded by King Tuba II, the tuba is capable of many functions, from emitting a DOOT that can destroy buildings and blast people through walls, to just straight up crushing them. The tuba is used in modern American marching bands as a lower-pitched instrument, as well as serving as the band’s heavy weapon in the event of conflict.

Person 1; “you cannot defeat me, for I have a tuba, and you do not.”
Person 2; “OH YEAH? WELL-”
Person 1; crushes person 2 under tuba and plays a note, blasting person 2 into the ground

by SDStudios September 26, 2023

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Tuba

A fat person

“She is a tuba”
“he is so tuba”

by s0uthparkgirl December 6, 2023

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French Tuba

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.

There goes the French Tuba guy!

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023

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Poopy Tuba

When you're eating a females ass out and she accidently takes a huge start on your face.

Guy 1: dude so I was eating this girls ass out last night even though she told me not too because she had to shit

Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?

Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye

by _cordy September 1, 2016

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No Tuba

A phrase used to show an intense amount of relief after destroying something of value and getting away with it. Especially a $10k dollar sousaphone.

We pulled a no tuba after spray painting the church!

by Superdupercoolguy777 December 15, 2025

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TUBA

Meaning The Ultimate Brain Aids. Normally used to describe a situation that sime would describe as losing brain cells. Also can be used as "UBA" when you don't grammatically need a "The".

Dude, You sometimes give me a case of TUBA.

by MediocrityInAction November 5, 2025

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