troopsome

When an older guy has a huge orgy with his 5th grade cousin and her entire girl scout troop.

My buddy Eric went to the father-daughter dance with his little cousin, got her and her friends drunk and they had a troopsome.

by ooo billy December 4, 2007

Trooper

a "legendary Canadian rock band", whose body of work includes such classics as:

-The Boys In The Bright White Sports Car
-General Hand Grenade
-Santa Maria
-We're Here For A Good Time (Not A Long Time); and
-Raise A Little Hell

Q: Didn't Trooper have a song that said something about a 'three dressed up as a nine'?

A: Yes, the did.

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

State Trooper [cock sucker]

Asshole cops who tend to be rejects from other precints. They use the "Entrapment" "Tail and Ticket" and "Radar That Only I Can Read" methods to ticket people, typically college students and the elderly. They earn kick backs on the number of tickets they write.

They also will ticket you for speeding while passing a slower vehicle in a two way road. Apparently, one can pass a vehicle legally, unless you exceed the marked speed to pass the said vehicle.

Tend to be among the lowest of officers in the police caste system, yet highest ranking in State affairs. Some of the gualifications are as follow:

-Egotistical
-Asshole Traits
-Zealous
-Posses an un-deserved sense of accomplishment
-Redneck
-Backass and closed minded
-Must own Walmart Aviators
-Be unswayable

"That State Trooper cock sucker ticketed me for going 78 in a 70 while trying to pass someone going 45 in the 70..."

"I got ticketed by the wannabe Chuck Norris over there who doesn't realize he's a state trooper, not a Texas Ranger"

by Tiredofbeingticketed November 2, 2008

cooper trooper

A hardcore fan of Alice Cooper.

Bryan is a total Cooper Trooper. He's got all of Alice Cooper's albums, many on vinyl.

by T-von August 9, 2007

trooper juice

ginger ale and cointreau

damn that's some good trooper juice

by killin_suckas December 28, 2007

troöma

Trauma - A disturbing experience. More severe than “regular trauma”, therefore more traumatic, leaving the person both mentally and physically drained. But on the other hand, exceptionally iconic.

My latest job interview gave me such troöma, bro. I can't get over it.

The troöma my girlfriend caused me, jeez, you can't imagine that.

by troömaticexperience December 25, 2022

scout trooper (star wars)

a star wars troop, with slightly different armor than the stormtrooper, and its specification is sniping and sneaking into enemy territory

"scout trooper (star wars)"

officer: scout troopers get out here now!

trooper 1: yes sir!

by yo yo to the ho ho June 8, 2009