rusty trombone

the act of a woman (or man) eating out the asshole of a man while reaching under his crotch and administering a handjob. (slang: rusty trom)

Man, Ashley gave me a rusty trom last night. It was awesome.

by Bryan asadsfadasfa December 2, 2003

rusty trombone

To be rimmed while simultaneously recieving a handjob.


(It has NOTHING to do with "mud butt". whomever posted that definition is completely wrong and a moron. That is known as "scat". The anus is clean while getting rimmed.)

"She tongued my asshole while giving me the best handjob I've ever had in my life!"

by Shane March 11, 2005

tromboning

Verb.
A rather impractical sex act where a woman or man rims a man's ringpiece while simultaneously reaching round to give it some elbow on his prok sword, the action being akin to playing a trombone.

Les Dennis was shocked when he came home early and found his wife Amanda tromboning Neil Morrisey again.

by Kev April 8, 2006

dirty trombone

When you pucker up and play a tune on a man's asshole while you trombone his cock.

Hand gestures really help to explain this one.

Eric didn't know how dirty Yvonne was until she gave him a Dirty Trombone...then he knew she was the gal for him.

or

Jeremy gave Todd a Dirty Trombone, and then they went rollerblading.

by Monkey Boy K July 5, 2006

trombone

the perfectest instrment in the band/orcastra, better than all of those evil gay instruments

trombones rock the world!

by Larissa June 19, 2005

French Trombone

When a girl on her knees below a male and blows into his asshole while reaching around and giving him a hand-job at the same time.

Damn, Andrea was giving me a sweet french trombone but stopped when i busted ass in her face.

by Nick Douchebaguette October 24, 2004

trombone

for a woman to rim (lick) your ass, while reaching around and jerking you off

she was on the rag so I asked her to trombone me. Man she can give dizzy Gillespie a run for him money!

by rs January 25, 2005