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Trauma Text

When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.
Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!

My life is such a trauma text!
by roflolmao haha June 24, 2018
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intergenerational trauma

An extremely up-your-butt way of saying “parental abuse.”
Last semester, my professor wouldn't stop talking about intergenerational trauma and what a terrible childhood she had because her mom didn’t buy her a car in high school.
by anonymous April 25, 2022
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trauma-sploitation

Trauma that is exploited, leveraged, weaponised for misappropriated power : further, for anti social / strategically social division and instead of collaborative growth
The minority group comprised of individuals experiencing an entitled Victim mindset who utilised trauma-sploitation of their circumstances to divisively to pull humanity and opportunities for growth apart instead of together
by ElleJudd September 14, 2023
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Pen Trauma

You can't write as you're having a trauma with your pen and there's no other pens close by or you can't get out of a meeting to get a new pen.
When your Bic crumbles in you hand in an exam or in an important meeting you experience Pen Trauma.
by 367squadron June 24, 2011
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Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023
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Banana Trauma

When you’re about to shove it in but miss and hit the cheek instead.
FUCK! I JUST GOT BANANA TRAUMA!
by The Globbyglogabgalab June 6, 2018
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Drainer-Trauma

The feeling of being rejected and treated so poorly, that the username "Drainer" is actually draining you, both thinking and dealing with said person.
"Man, i am Drainer-Traumatized, i am mentally unstable, worn out and emotionally a wreck, i will never date him or talk to him again."
by Jagbens August 8, 2023
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