taco torpedo

I long torpedo shaped object filled with cotton which aids a woman during her menstrual nightmare.

That Twatwhistle Danielle forgot to swap out her taco torpedo and destroyed my moms white couch..

by dick e September 10, 2020

fur torpedo

A slang term for K-9 units deployed on uncooperative suspects in water. (see fur missile)

"He's trying to swim away. Deploy the fur torpedo"

by realmrniceface October 19, 2020

Politically torpedoed

When you are derailed from a high position based on allegations and not facts.

Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.

Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.

by NewAgeLanguage April 21, 2017

lint torpedo

Lint rolled up between the butt-cheeks.

"Dude...I'm in there like a lint torpedo!"

by )2629326( May 19, 2017

Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.

Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo

by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016

topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off

i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there

by ustef October 19, 2011

Vito Torpedo

When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.

Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!

Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023