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Torpern

A man known for his pure dominance and massive penis, everybody gets intimidated by the great Torpern.
LOOK, THAT GUY IS SUCH A TORPERN
by TorpernLover69 January 20, 2022
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Torpedo

An uncircumcised dick that is long but not thick.
Get rid of your torpedo and go get a head.
by Isaak D April 1, 2009
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Land Torpedo

Term for an Arab. In reference to suicide bombers.
Fuckin' land torpedos keep blowin' themselves up!
by Harry Kuntz May 9, 2005
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Rubbery Sex Torpedo

A nickname given to dolphins do to their promiscuous nature and underwater agility.
Woah, look at those fins on that rubbery sex torpedo!
by TreesAreFood October 16, 2012
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Torpedo Sneak Attack

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened
Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick
by CaptainKelly304 December 13, 2010
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Hidden Torpedo

When you shit into a womans vagina, with or without her consent.
Bob:Hey Jessy, do you like Submarines?
Jessy: Yeah!
Bob: Good because i've got a Hidden Torpedo for your vagina!
Jessy: You mean your penis?
Bob: Nope I mean I'm gonna poop in your vagina.
by TrevorSeanKai March 29, 2010
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torqed

in the state of having a boner
Dude that video made me torqed! i love jessica alba!
by 513cinci513 May 11, 2011
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