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Torches

The Foster the People album with Pumped Up Kicks on it, released in 2011.
You know Pumped Up Kicks?
Yes, and you should listen to the whole album, Torches
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Torch

Here is a better definition then the grosser ones.

Generally is a piece of wood with something burnable on it to produce light in a area for a time. In video games they never burn out.

Is also basically a giant heavy duty flashlight to again, light up a area.

It can also be another name for a flamethrower.
Guy1: "great, we lost power, do you have the torch?"
Guu2: "yeah, it's right here."
by Dam street July 21, 2020
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Human Torch

When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.
Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?
by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020
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The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"
by Adam-D June 7, 2020
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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 November 2, 2020
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Torch

When you say something unnecessary or when you do too much.
Man 1: You get no hoes bro

Man 2: Damn that's cap bro don't torch me
by Pradaxher September 30, 2020
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