Muddy Mountain Topper

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.

She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.

by Majio June 16, 2011

carrot topper

another name for a red-knob (red head)

haha ! look there's a carrot topper !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

topper

In referring to gay relationships, or gay male prostitutes.

The "man" in the relationship is usually known as a "topper". He doesn't suck dick, just gets his dick sucked……….. By dudes. Still a fag.

Brian claims to only be a topper. Anyway you look at it, he's still a fag.

by JT!!!! March 20, 2008

topper

when you shit in the top part of the toilet. adding weeks of misery to your victim.

I dropped a topper in the tank of my best friend.

by doug April 21, 2004

toper

when a lesbian(masculine)like to be are rather being on top then bottom when having lesbian sex

girl 1: lets have sex
girl 2: ok
girl 1&2: kissing and laughing
girl 1 get on top of girl 2
girl 2: ur like totally toping me
girl 1: u didnt think u was gone to top me
girl 2: im a toper, i like to be on top
girl 1: im a toper to, so now wat
{sign}
girl 2: i'll just go

by IEISHA August 19, 2006

Topper

fly, up there, hot, new, usually expensive and one of a kind

That's topper, where'd you cop that?
shawty stay topper

by Keyshanti December 29, 2007

ass topper

Lower back tattoo. Supposed to be sexy. Often regrettably gotten, as 30 years after getting one, the art is misshapen and distorted by wrinkles and fat. Also known as "tramp stamp."

Your mother: "If you ever get an ass topper, I will disown you."

by annamalous October 12, 2009