low key top secret

something very confidential

So how far did you get with Amber last nite?

Dont trip man, it's low key top secret

by looisnoono69 January 10, 2009

Top shelf club

When a girl is bent over on all fours and your looking from behing. You have two options. The bottom shelf (pussy) and the top shelf (asshole). And the top shelf is always harder to get, thus why its better.

"I just joined the Top shelf club last night."

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by mst3kld April 12, 2005

Top Shotta

Being one who shoots semen into another man's mouth

Preferably of a good relationship

"Jag is my Top Shotta"

by Jay_ARLS November 27, 2022

Top-Shelf

Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet

That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...

by danantnap April 28, 2009

Top shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 April 9, 2007

top shelf

The highest quality. Originated from the best liquor being on the top shelf in a bar.

His game was top shelf today; I had no chance.

by Khye Kading July 1, 2004

muffin top syndrome

an ugly girl that wears tight clothes and has her side fat hanging out for people to sadly see.

Did you see that fat girl with cellulite?

Yeah that's so gross, she has muffin top syndrome and I can't believe she went on stage with those high school musical shorts. so gross!

by tayloreid123 June 13, 2010