When you shove mustard up a girls pussy and wait for her to piss , you then get bread and spread that on the bread
by Coochieman911 April 5, 2021

by Toastiecreator July 10, 2023

Taking a selfie while on the toilet, usually taking a shit. A smile is often appreciated when included.
TLDR: Shit selfie
TLDR: Shit selfie
by CatboyChai May 5, 2022

"Bro, last night my toasty limit was really low, I had to get a couple more blankets."
"Yeah it doesn't help when your cat steals most of your heated blanket."
"Yeah it doesn't help when your cat steals most of your heated blanket."
by The Dorito Man Himself December 26, 2019

Forget Tuna and cheese toastie...cockcheese toastie speaks for itself although couldn't find it via any established restaurant this recipes is home alone..
by Anniekiss July 15, 2021

by Rory Spence July 20, 2008

by Ruby109 May 6, 2024
