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Suriname Toad

The act of busting a nut on a girl's back so that your sperm burrows itself into the skin on her back and matures into infants which burst out of her flesh when ready to be born, in a process similar to the reproductive cycle of the Suriname Toad.
"My girlfriend said cum on her back so I gave her the old Suriname Toad"

"I Suriname Toaded this chick last night"
by FalconPaaaawnch August 19, 2018
mugGet the Suriname Toadmug.

Toad Rottis

"that chick looks like a total toad rottis"
by kahlies January 19, 2013
mugGet the Toad Rottismug.

Feed the toad

Term used when someone is being greedy. If you keep giving someone what they want it will eventually turn out bad for both of you. Reference is to feeding an African bullfrog 100 crickets and a mouse. The end result was the frog shit all over itself and the aquarium.
If his parents keep giving him everything he wants they'll have a spoiled kid on their hands. Feed the toad!!
by bill1970 December 1, 2013
mugGet the Feed the toadmug.

stroke the toad

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
by Canned snail May 28, 2016
mugGet the stroke the toadmug.

shoal toad

quit being a shoal toad

shoal
by kae_d April 4, 2010
mugGet the shoal toadmug.

russian toad

by The Abe Lincoln February 5, 2017
mugGet the russian toadmug.

floppy toad

A male who's pecker flops at the start of sex normally used to mock and harrass
floppyflopper
UNLUCKY!
I heard about you last night in the alley, youre such a floppy toad!!!
by Hobgoblin October 26, 2005
mugGet the floppy toadmug.

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