Cali Parm

The butter-soaked buds that remain after making cannabutter, known to taste like extremely salty Parmesan cheese.

Ever since she decided to try some of that Cali Parm while baking those brownies, she's been too high to function.

by MogsK November 12, 2022

Cali-foreign

The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".

Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."

Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"

by joeMAMA-_- December 30, 2011

Cali flipping

Consuming mushrooms and molly (MDMA) at the same time

"Dude I got so messed up last night"

"How?"
"I was cali flipping"

by Spencerkwt January 13, 2017

cali juice

A juice that is exclusive for rich people to drink in summer

When your thirsty in summer, u can sip Cali juice

by nitrous June 23, 2020

Cali depressed

When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.

"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."

"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"

by randami91 October 19, 2015

cali up

word replacement for Fuck off, annoyed, shut-up and thats enough.

Man: I am tired of working with that lazy kid
Dude: we fired him once already, Cali UP

by BBSwagII November 14, 2016

We Cali

We're good or we're on the safe side.

Shit! I forgot the phone charger!
Nah, I got it right here. Don't worry, we Cali, we Cali.

by Cecilia the Angel-Devil December 14, 2014