tinder

an app used for validation by women, used to fuel depression by men unless you’re very handsome

guy: hey man how’s that tinder app going?
other guy: considering i’m medium ugly, not fucking great

by alexpieguy June 9, 2022

Tinder lick

Licking another ones ass that you just met on tinder

Met a girl last night and tinder licked her

by Psydo123 June 1, 2018

The Tinder Paradox

It’s a conflict of interest towards any dating site for you to find a partner. Losing two users if that relationship works out. And while your looking, if all the matches you make are compatible then there is no need to pay for additional features.

Britney the only way to get out of the tinder paradox you’re in is to go meet someone organically off the internet.

by dee_dizzzleeeee September 5, 2022

chub and tinder

I first heard about this when my sister was tucking in her kids on Christmas Eve...it means “chubby, “available” fingers

Gotta have that “chub and tinder” tonight

by Just met Kim April 21, 2018

Tinder Advent Calendar

Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.

Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.

Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.

by daltonjfk December 17, 2020

Tinder Warrior

Typically a girl, who has years of experience on the dating app, Tinder.

Wow Ellie is such a Tinder Warrior

by ShagaaaLot November 16, 2021

Tinder curious

To open a tinder account for the sole purpose of stalking or spying on someone. This can be done for yourself or someone else.

Lope: Hey Dave, can you see if by bf is on tinder? I'm tinder curious, but don't want my bf to think I'm a stalker
Dave: Sure. I don't know what I'm doing but ill download it real quick. Guess I'm tinder curious too

by 4sottish1 May 13, 2016