free thinking

The best way to live your life that prevents anxiety and depression

*example of free thinking*
Why the fuck would I listen to a man who believes that raping children is morally okay, but masturbating isn't?

by Dubiks January 12, 2019

Elephant Trunking

The act of inserting ones nose into the foreskin of a penis and blowing. Thus making a sound reminiscent of an elephant's trunk.

Guy 1: "Did you see the video (elephant trunkee) sent in the groupchat of (elephant trunker) elephant trunking him?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah bud. I sure did. She is definitely a keeper"

Guy 1: "Word"

by EatThePussyLikeAWatermelon February 3, 2019

Thinking about you baby

The phrase "Thinking about you baby" is a term most commonly used by fuck boys in their own language. They use it to make their current female volunteers to feel good that they are the 'Only ones' that they are currently speaking too.

Ashley: Wyd babe?
JustinFuck boy: Just thinking about you baby <3
Ashley: Aww. thx babe!

by SlightlyInsaneBoy April 25, 2016

Thinking of planning to commit suicide

I don’t have much reason to live. I don’t have much ambitions. I’m really bored and am frustrated. There’s just nothing that is doing it. Except for reading Nietzsche.

Thinking of planning to commit suicide. There is not much for me in this life. Illusion. I’ll just leave this worthless place and it won’t even matter.

by Spatro February 27, 2021

trunking

to consume cocaine by allowing it to permeate through the foreskin of the penis,

"G dub, Buzzsaw, Tha Wind an' me were trunking an eight ball at Vito's last nite."

by Mother Trunker March 30, 2009

trunking

a shenanigan in which a teenage miscreant sneaks up to a stopped car at an intersection and opens the trunk of the car. a sucessful trunk happens only when the door is unlocked and the trunk opens.

Last night we went trunking and opened 4 guys trunks!

by Ninja Guin May 6, 2009

Stinkin Thinkin

The act of coming up with a great idea. Preferably, an idea that either saves time, money, or energy.

Most commonly used in small rural villages, where it is nearly impossible to not find catchy rhymes to enhance daily activities.

Vern- "What you got going on today"?

Ern- "Just fartin round the garage. You"?

Vern-"Hows bout we hitchhike down to the DQ and get some Cokes"?

Ern- "Stinkin Thinkin"

by The Urban Suburban February 3, 2010