Thoreson

Thoreson is the greatest last name ever thought of by human minds referring to a God. Thoreson derives, and is said to be, the offspring of the great Nordic God Thor, God of Thunder.

Thoreson is a last name.

by Thoreson February 5, 2010

There's Something About Mary Syndrome

1. Like the character Ben Stiller played in the movie "There's Something About Mary," the person suffering from this condition still has a strong love for a high school sweatheart, even after years of separation.
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.

-can be abbreviated to TSAMS

1. "Hey Brian, I saw Judy for the first time in 7 years"

"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."

2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"

"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"

by benny stiler September 7, 2009

car / penis theorem

The relation between car size and penis size. The car / penis theorem denotes the relationship between a vehicle owned by a male and the size of his sexual organ. As the size and overall cost of the vehicle increases, the average penis size of that vehicle's owners decreases in a linear fashion.

For example, according to the car / penis theorem, a man who's car is a 1992 Honda Civic (assuming that it isn't riced up) should have a penis size of approximately 7 inches erect. On the other end of the scale, the average male Lamborghini owner has an erect penis length of about 3 inches.

by Qbou3mT March 6, 2015

Theoretical Friend

Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are good on paper mates, those that bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.

"Are you kidding, Annie's not going to come, she's a Theoretical Friend..."

by KimberleyStrange July 16, 2008

in there like swimwear

1. a sure thing; a lock; goal attainment is assured; prospects are brilliant

2. all over it; about to take care of with gusto

From the tendency of thongs and other tightfitting swimwear to become wedged where the sun never shines

"In there like swimwear" is "in like Flynn" for a new millenium. Can you name a single Errol Flynn movie? But everyone knows (and loves) the Thong Song.

"Make friends with her friends and you'll be in there like swimwear."
from The Player's Rulebook

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

There was a young woman from Ealing

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling

by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013

there will be blood

a character driven film directed by paul thomas anderson and based on the 1927 novel "oil!" by upton sinclair. daniel day-lewis plays the lead "daniel plainview" and gives his usual "oscar-caliber" performance is known for giving as he only seems to act in 2 films every decade. plainview on the surface seems like a simple man trying to get rich off the oil business but when his motives are questioned by a young evangelical preacher (played by paul dano of little miss sunshine) in a small california farming town we soon see another side of him. much more than just a fierce competitor and entrepreneur he doesn't want to just be the best, he wants to see no one else succeed...ever...at all costs. the film documents his decent into madness spanning nearly 30 years from 1898-1927. it is an allegory on consumerism versus faith. it has some of the best character development since taxi driver.

unfortunately i have a feeling this movie will only be remembered by some people for a specific line of dialog "i drink your milkshake! i drink it up!"

guy: i wanna see that movie where the guy says "i drink your milkshake!!!"

me: it called "there will be blood" and if that's the only thing that interests you in seeing this film...don't bother. it's nearly 3 hours long and a character driven period piece. you are much better just watching that clip over and over on "you-tube" and saying it to your friends until you bore of it. because you will most like be bored by this film. i also recommend you go watch napoleon dynamite again...it will have many more quotables for you!

by dr. steve brule January 21, 2008