Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
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Hero's Theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on earth.
Crippling depression can be solved by Hero's Theorem.
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hero's theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on the earth
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If in hacking community and says they are woman

That equals to transgender
Who is a woman in the hacking community?
I am.
Are you a guy?
No.
Are you trans?
Yes.

Being defined 'snoozes theorem of hacking community'
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"If in hacking community and says they are woman. That equals to transgender. Unless proven otherwise"
"snoozes theorem of hacking ", means to be used in a minecraft discord cheating community as a wise quotes by the most known user there, and this is a very and very known word by the community there & some others discord servers. Basically "snoozes" has been known called to be the guy. example when new members joining, "hey you're snoozes theorem of hacking community".
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central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!
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Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024
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