by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013
Get the Brown Toadmug. Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.
Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.
Ex.2
Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.
Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.
Ex.2
Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.
by A Guy Who is Fucking Your Mom August 13, 2015
Get the Horny Toadmug. Term used when someone is being greedy. If you keep giving someone what they want it will eventually turn out bad for both of you. Reference is to feeding an African bullfrog 100 crickets and a mouse. The end result was the frog shit all over itself and the aquarium.
If his parents keep giving him everything he wants they'll have a spoiled kid on their hands. Feed the toad!!
by bill1970 December 1, 2013
Get the Feed the toadmug. The act of busting a nut on a girl's back so that your sperm burrows itself into the skin on her back and matures into infants which burst out of her flesh when ready to be born, in a process similar to the reproductive cycle of the Suriname Toad.
"My girlfriend said cum on her back so I gave her the old Suriname Toad"
"I Suriname Toaded this chick last night"
"I Suriname Toaded this chick last night"
by FalconPaaaawnch August 19, 2018
Get the Suriname Toadmug. 
by Canned snail May 28, 2016
Get the stroke the toadmug. Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.
I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.
by Eneshi April 18, 2018
Get the Toad Spitmug.