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Anal Target

A heterosexual, (usually white male), who goes above and beyond to be virtuous and let everyone know they are an ally of the LGBTQ+ community and will go to great lengths to defend and interject themselves into any online conversation where they think their voice will be heard.
Did you see that Anal Target looking for online virtue points on social media after that tv show came under fire for all the indocrinated homosexual agenda pushing?
by F-Face Kat February 6, 2023
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Target karen

the Karen who pulls out in the middle of the entrance to the large Target parking lot. There's enough room for one car to both be entering and exiting, but not for Karen. You see, it's hard for Karen to see through her sunglasses at 5pm, and her hydrocodone is just kicking in at this time, so don't try and enter the parking lot, just wait the two minutes it takes for her to get annoyed, shoot you that look, and drive her nice little minivan out of the way.
I was trying to go to Target, and I was about to enter the parking lot, when this Target Karen moves her minivan in the middle of the entrance
by ThatGuy3742 March 4, 2021
mugGet the Target karenmug.

target husband

man who follows women into target whenever she pleases and encourages her to buy shit. he definitely hitting it raw and they are most likely getting married
*sees man go into target willingly with another women* “target husband
by ilovemoneyxocoxoxo January 7, 2021
mugGet the target husbandmug.

stink target

I would like to throw my flesh dart in her stink target....
by Stein June 10, 2018
mugGet the stink targetmug.

Target bagger

When a dirty diaper is so awful you have dispose of it in a high quality Target bag rather than a low quality grocery bag.
Per-ew! Jason’s diaper was definitely a Target bagger.
by River Mile December 20, 2020
mugGet the Target baggermug.

Target hoes

Female team members at the department store Target that are sexy in appearance and generally portray promiscuous behavior. They can come in all heights, races and age but are usually between 18 and 30.
Guy number 1: “Yo man, we need ping pong balls for beerpong at the party tonight. Should we swing by Walmart?

Guy number 2: Naw fam. Let’s go to Target before they close. Maybe we can pickup some Target hoes to come with us.

Guy number 1: yeah you right my g
by Unlimitedpower May 28, 2018
mugGet the Target hoesmug.

the target effect

When you go somewhere and end up spending WAY more money than you originally intended. Like when you go to Target for a few things and end up with a cart full of things you didn't mean to buy.
I went to H&M yesterday to buy a pair of pants and suffered from the Target Effect. I spent $350 on new clothes. 😭
by B.T.H July 10, 2017
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