When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock
Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.
by expert464 December 05, 2014
by Ridd October 13, 2008
by chamaeleon March 13, 2004
Dave was flabbergasted at how tart the taste of a fellow frat brothers smugglers nutch could truly be.
by Dave B. December 09, 2003
An extreme version of the Shocker or Mini-Van. Consists of inserting five fingers in the vagina and five fingers in the anus simultaneously during sexual activity.
Friend 1: "Hey Dude were you able to get her to do anal last night?"
Friend 2: "No, even better when I was hitting it from the back I pulled out and snuck in a Mexican Smuggler...She never saw it coming..."
Friend 2: "No, even better when I was hitting it from the back I pulled out and snuck in a Mexican Smuggler...She never saw it coming..."
by JIMDIESEL June 23, 2011
A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
by Sebastian December 06, 2003
a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs
by Sheepshagger July 05, 2006