Get the Rhys Griffinmug. You would find yourself doing a Rhys Claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your penis swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. If you get a boner during this process, this is known as a Rhys Anthony Claydon!!
Gareth Norman: "Damn, you never guess what, I only went and did a Rhys Anthony Claydon"
Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."
Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"
Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."
Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"
by Phil McCrackius - mwahahahahah August 20, 2011
Get the Rhys Claydonmug. by NutsackFondler4000 February 21, 2022
Get the Rhysmug. RHYS THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY: born, didn’t say much died.The perfect specimen is Rhys that is why they call him swim star.
by Rhys Dolan February 27, 2019
Get the Rhys Dolanmug. He is Mr Cups on all of his games and on game centre. He eats all the time and loves watching TV. He rides his bike but once he is done he is lazy for the rest of the day. He listens to music and hates skol.
by MrCups November 5, 2019
Get the Rhys Smug. Some people call him "Rhys" but he is more commonly known as the most powerful being to ever walk the earth. Legend has it that he beat Zeus in an arm wrestling match and out-ran Usain Bolt. His best friends are Chuck Norris and Jesus Christ, and when asked how many pushups he can do he replied, "all of them." Although blessed with this great power, Rhys must keep it secret because if he were to unleash his full potential there is no knowing what damage he could do. He is said to have solved the theory of relativity and single handedly performed the entirety of Beethoven's 9th symphony with all the parts played at the same time. He has an IQ of over 2,000,000,000,000,000, and is by far the most attractive man in the universe. In a word, Rhys is pure awesomeness!
The President: Oh Rhys? Yeah we gave him the nuclear launch codes
random person: Yeah that's Rhys! I breathed the same air as him once!
everyone else: OMG!!! I'm so jealous! you are the luckiest person in the world!
random person: Yeah that's Rhys! I breathed the same air as him once!
everyone else: OMG!!! I'm so jealous! you are the luckiest person in the world!
by deeznutz8===D May 13, 2021
Get the Rhysmug. 