Pulling a Pretzel

Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.

I needed to pee, but I felt like pulling a pretzel, and now I'm sitting in a puddle.

by Syllogy May 1, 2020

pretzel brain

When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.

The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered

Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶

Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron

by Marquee Moon May 2, 2022

Glazed Pretzel

When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).

The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.

"Ms. Teddy Bear does the glazed pretzel for cheap."

by Yuri Andropov July 22, 2016

Pretzel Dump

A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.

Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.

by Floor Sushi’s Advisor June 9, 2019

pretzel wentz

A nickname for Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy

Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!

Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz

by Panicfanic February 1, 2017

Pretzel Sex

a pretzel rod slid in and out of a regular preztel

friend one: yO EVER HEARD OF PRETZEL SEX-?? :D

friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position

friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E

((Lmao this is a joke--))

by LilyIsSoSmart September 15, 2018

Man pretzel

A large penis in tighty whities.

Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?

by Mr.dizzle August 13, 2017