Textsraining Order

When you text your ex with good news that would beneifit both of you and he or she replies back with "Im gettin a restraining order"

So i texted my ex to work on clearing up a loan we had together and she threatened a "Textsraining Order" for texting her

by Mildley October 25, 2009

Backseat orderer

The obnoxious shouting of food requests at a person placing a telephone takeout order, when they do not want to place the order themselves; resulting in inaccurate food orders.

Next time don't be a backseat orderer and you can get your moo goo gai pan.

I'm sorry I forgot to get your knots, Jim was backseat ordering and I couldn't hear you.

by Word doctor18 September 13, 2011

STRING ORDER

In the automotive field, a technician orders parts 1 part at a time, rather than thinking ahead and ordering all the parts neccessary to do the job.

Tech 42 isn't a really organized technicican, he string orders his parts rather than thinking things through and requesition all his parts at once.

by reave August 25, 2005

Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

Refraining Order

A legal document that makes you stop singing that same part of that song over and over again.

By the end of the hike, we were ready to slap Paul with a refraining order to get him to stop singing Mr. Jones.

by imanxman January 17, 2016

Order of the Buffalo

A pseudo-secret society of drinkers who take a pact to drink with their non-dominant hand, however at the time of the pact are unaware of the nature of said pact. When failing to comply with the usage of the non-dominant hand, another member of The Order of the Buffalo has the right to challenge said member, and if correct in accusation, the offending member must down his/her drink in less than one minute. If the accusor is wrong (as in the case of mistaking a southpaw for a right hander), the accusor must down his or her own drink in less than a minute. Origins remain contested, however scholars maintain that "The Order" first rose to the preponderance of a population in the Republic of Fatumastan, amongst the Fatumois (who are not yet a UNESCO protected group but may soon become one). Membership is at will upon induction, but remains for life, irregardless of the member's wishes. Note: This applies only to libations,l. Water, soft drinks, and other beverages with no discernable alcoholic content are exempt.

Definition: Order of the Buffalo
Accusor: Buffalo!

Accused: Oh Sh!t, not again! *Gulp, gulp gulp*

by Fatuman August 12, 2019

Order the steak

When going out to eat we all know steak is usually the most expensive thing on the menu, so “order the steak” is used to show that you/someone went all out when doing something.

Damn you’re turning 16 this year, you better order the steak for your birthday.

Did you see how huge Beyoncé’s new house is?! She really ordered the steak.

by Niconicodiiie January 6, 2018