Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.

"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
--> Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks! – SOME MORE NEWS

by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2024

bodily function

Something black people call white people to be racist

That kid brad is such a fucking bodily function

by Najhajqnalld October 3, 2019

High-functioning Racist

Someone who isn't racist, but propagate common racist myths, things that "everyone knows is true" but have no base in facts.

She didn't say it to be mean, she's just a high-functioning racist.

by Morphman the Clown September 18, 2017

Functionicity

The blending of functional and simplicity to create functionicity

The plan needs to have a high degree of functionicity

by Jonno100 July 2, 2011

He Function

He function is an event or party of which a group of individuals within different social groups, with little to no interaction normally, are attending, leading to humorous and sometimes disastrous outcomes.

Jim “did you hear about the party last night?”

Bob “no who was there?”
Jim “Jenny AND Zoe”

Bob “NO WAY HE FUNCTION!”

by dr_balls_ November 19, 2023

Fit form and function

Item in question fits the design, is the correct form as design and functions as needed. However may still look like shit. Good to be used in many things however products that are artistic is a no no...

This custom frame meets fit form and function. It fits the art, meets your required look and holds the art. No bob it looks like shit.

by Lethalace July 28, 2018

Like DIO at the function

A term for a person being a massive hater. So much that it mirrors DIO's hatred for the Joestars in jojo's bizarre adventure.

When the goblin slayer enters a goblin tribe, you best bet he's like DIO at the function.

by Bamboozledpanda May 26, 2025