Unable To Connect

"UtC" is a famous group of XbL bosses. They run your modems and your routers. They are gods at jacking accounts and run 50s all day in MM. Talk shit to them, and you're gonna be offline for a looooong time.
skid #1 Hey we're in MLG on our 50s and we finally found a match!

skid #2 NOOO!!! It's Unable To Connect, invite me to a party when you get back online.
by iTz AnoNyMouS iN HD February 23, 2011
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Only Connect

That one BBC quiz show that Tom Scott was once on
Person 1: Hey did you watch Only Connect last night?
Person 2: Yeah by the time the missing vowels ended I had -4 points
by Basic-person May 02, 2021
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Connect the hots

As a joke with your mates, stalking a hot girl by slowly driving behind her as she walks, until a hotter girl is found, and the same is done.
"Ah yeah dude, I was playing connect the hots earlier, found this really hot chick, but then she turned the corner of a road and started running like a melt, fucking hilarious man"
"Ah man we should totally play that later, definitely should do it drunk as well, creep the fuck out of some fit ass birds"

-Also a reference to the recent scandal by Roosterteeth/AchievementHunter members in which connect the hots was played and discussed in a video (which was then taking down) but was then followed by much outrage.
by SluttusMcWhorus June 13, 2013
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walmart connection

a person who has very bad xbox live connection causing the whole game to lag.
leonardo1596 has a walmart connection.
by dicky1596 January 22, 2011
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Black Connection

When two African Americans who have never spoken in their entire life, walk up to each other and act like there best friends. Most often seen in high school sporting events but can happen anywhere.
"Hey Jim, you see Desmund over there with number 52, they must go to the same church."
"I doubt it Russel, Its likely just the black connection."
"I wish I had that much swag."
"Me too."
by HutchFFAKing December 10, 2009
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remote connection

Remote connection in computing allows another user to connect to your desktop with your permission. The connected user can access your folders and files. Make sure its a good trust-worthy friend of yours when doing this.
I remote connected my friend to help me with my homework.
by k's May 21, 2005
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Donut Connection

(1.) A donut shop where coffee and donuts are served.
(2.) A smoker's heaven, a place where typically every smoker in the area will hang out for hours on end.
(3.) A place where every young kid in town (typically from ages 16-25) will chill between the hours of 8:00pm- 4:00am and waste their life away by talking to their friends about other people they dislike while they are sitting within earshot.
(4.) A place where old and retired people come to smoke and drink coffee during the peak hours of the day, between 12:00pm- 6:00pm. Normally they come in and sit at the same seat everyday, and order the same drinks.
(5.) Also commonly called "DC" for short, a place to go when there is nowhere else.
(6.) The "coolest" place to be in Hazleton, Pennsylvania.
Bob: "Yo, let's head over to DC!"
Joey: "Where? Washington? Dude, you know I'm broke."
Bob: "No, you dumbass! Donut Connection!"
Joey: "Ohh... rigghhttt..."
by bobbypin June 24, 2008
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