Chap Cheddar

Smegma, dick cheese

“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”

“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”

“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”

by MissBlob May 10, 2021

wind chapped

The generally horrible feeling on your face and hands when traveling outdoors in cold weather, causing a "chapped" and ashy texture all over. Generally cureable by covering the diseased areas with chapstick.

Billy bikes to class every morning and always gets wind chapped on his face and hands.

by Wind Chapped Billy January 17, 2018

leather chaps

A daniel

Daniel is such a leather chaps

by Ferragon April 4, 2020

chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017

Chap Flops

Rubber flops like those provided in an academy such as the military or army usually light, loose and makes sounds as you walk

Have you seen my new Chap Flops?
This Chap Flop is too tiny to fit me.

by Banana spoon April 6, 2017

im chapped

in other words CHAPPED or CHAPTER... meanin broke as hell...dont have nothin...its over
...IT DEPENDS ON HOW U USE IT...

say u got five dollars i can borrow til tomorrow to eat, IM CHAPPED right now!!!

say homie u CHAPTER...u drunk as hell!!!

by shawt stuff March 26, 2010

Chapped to bits

Overly enthusiastic and excited to do something in the near future.

When asked if Mike was excited to go to the gender reveal party, he replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021