Cabbage Muff

A term originated in New Jersey to put down an opposing Jersey bitch in an argument. Many people do not understand what this means, but then again...

It's a Jersey thing.
Jersey Whore 1: Are you insulting my family?
Jersey Whore 2: Shut up ya gabage!
Jersey Whore 1: No, ya gabage ya cabbage muff!
by dickmasterflex October 14, 2010
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Cabbage Night

The best and coolest word used to describe the night before Halloween. Cabbage Night began in the middle ages. People would wrap each others horses with papyrus and throw rooster eggs at their neighbors. It remains today the primary word to describe the night before halloween. Recently, there has been an uprising of anti-cabbage night protesters aka the "Cabbage Deniers." The protesters will soon back down after they experience the force of Cabbage Night for themselves.
Hey Bubba, lets go toilet paper Liz's apartment and show her what Cabbage Night is all about!!! Dang! That sounds like fun!
by Cabbage Commando August 25, 2009
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Jazz Cabbage

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Kicking Cabbage

To waste time. It orginates from a drug expierence while walking around the streets of Buffalo, NY. A mother and son were walking and the child began to kick vegetables in someone's front garden. The mother then told her child, "you can't go around kicking cabbage, you're wasting time."
by rythelastman January 24, 2012
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muff cabbage

1. A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.

2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
Angry hair dresser: That whore is gah-bage! That muff cabbage thinks she's hot shit, but she's just nothing, she's just a cabbage!!

Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!

Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
by girlofglycerine October 14, 2010
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Cabbage Fairy

gardening while having anal sex, using excrement as fertilizer.
Alan can't grow shit, but he doesn't let that stop him from being a cabbage fairy.
by Charlie Fart January 06, 2016
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cabbage queen

Commonly used the game World of Tanks, to describe a heavy tank that tries to hide behind bushes.
"Oh, look at Skender in that TOG, what a cabbage queen."
by SKNT December 11, 2014
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