anus explosion

when your anus explodes from a furious bowel movement.
I thought it would be a soft crap, but little did i know, it was an anus explosion.
by MisterFister6969696969 March 13, 2016
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Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.
Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.
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Fire Anus

When you eat too much Taco Bell with too much hot sauce
by Xx_mineShafter69_xX October 28, 2018
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anus panus

kcp term. anus panus. an obsession with butthole and penis.
mmm I love anus panus
by Anus Panus July 09, 2014
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Anus juice

Juice that comes out when you shat everywhere. Commonly seen flowing down somebody's leg.
by icantmove August 15, 2011
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Famous Anus

1. Having too many Famous Amos cookies, therefore giving you horrible diarrhea.

2. Accidentally dropping your cookie in milk and forgetting that it's there until you get done drinking it. The blob that's left forms a doo-doo shape called a Famous Anus.
"Dude, I shouldn't have eaten so many cookies. Now I got the Famous Anus"

"What is that? Oh, I forgot I dropped that in there earlier. I'm not gonna eat that Famous Anus"
by Charbickus March 22, 2008
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anus bomb

When your on the toilet and a huge painful turd shoots from your ass at over 100MPH and breaks the toilet and your ass and you have to go to the hospital and they tell you your fine but a geyser of blood is shooting out your anus. Caused from chipoltle and laxatives. Mega anus bombs acre when some one spikes your chipotle with laxatives this will kill you.
OHHHH shit i just had my butt fall to the floor due to me eating to much chipoltle causing a anus bomb.
by rex reakts November 20, 2018
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