Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Winston County

A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.

“Winston County is a hell hole. I’d rather stick glass in my pecker hole than live there.”

by Klansman1867 August 13, 2024

Winston

Some guy who would yell “skibidi toilet gyatt” in the middle of class

“What did you get on the homework Winston?”

Winston: “Is it just me or does our teacher have a skibidi toilet bomboclaat GYATT”

by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024

Winston

Someone who is going through a identity crisis

Me: Am I Winston? Am I struggling?
Winston: No it’s me I’m the Winston

by Esileandeiddam January 19, 2019

Winston Matzke

A dog who can be seen in Elijah Matzke's Instagram and Snapchat. He is a cute Golden Retriever, who deserves the best from his owners.

Winston Matzke is the cutest dog alive!

by YTHacker August 22, 2019

Winston

A kid who yells “skibidi toilet gyatt” in the middle of class and looks like the nerd emoji

“Hey Winston what did you get on the homework last night?”

Winston: “Is it just me or does this teacher have a bomboclaat GYATT”

by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024

Winston

A sexy ass man who is loved by every being on planet earth.

Bro he gets so much pussy.

That must be a Winston

by Wins.o9 November 29, 2021