One day I, Aaron, came home from taco bell and my wife, Valerie came up to me after i walked into the door and she whispered in my ear that she was so fucking horny. So i threw her on the hard wood floor, then we proceeded to undress each other then she put my trick or treat stick in her pudding basket. then i thrusted it in and out and made her baby cannon moist and slippery, while she screamed i smacked her in the face, but not to hard. Then my slime volcano began to erupt baby yogurt so i took it and spread it all on her lower back. then she licked the rest off. but she took the grape vine and rubbed it on her milk machines. The End.
by valerie nofzinger June 24, 2012
Get the grape vinemug. by Chris Burton July 24, 2008
Get the red vinesmug. by mrsomebody December 6, 2012
Get the red viningmug. Used on the internet for crap post or when somebody says something sus and also accompanied by the rock
by Nascarfan2007 February 20, 2023
Get the Vine boommug. by Ughxi April 1, 2021
Get the Vineyard vinesmug. by Purple_Tomato July 13, 2022
Get the Garlic Vinemug. Vine Language is a form of communication which closely resembles Tourette Syndrome, and when spoken may lead people to believe that you have some form of mental retardation. The root of this language is formed on the app Vine or in Vine compilation videos found elsewhere online. Videos within the app only last a few seconds, so only a few words, a sound, or possibly one line of a song may be posted. Any teenager in the U.S. since 2013, especially Males appear to have the urge to yell out anything they have viewed on Vine during the day, and will repeat the clips for weeks or possibly months, thus creating a Vine Language that can be understood by other teenagers who share in the same disability. Imagine a Parrot who can speak, but also has ADD, and the owner accidentally sprinkles Crack Cocaine into it's feeding dish, then you have the idea.
Friend. "Hey! I think your parents should have your brother checked out. He is in the back yard yelling and making strange sounds while nobody is around him. He may need a doctor and possibly medication."
Me. "Relax, dude. That is just my brother repeating everything he has seen on Vine. He and his friends sound mentally retarded, I know, but they have actually formed some sort of Vine Language that they understand."
Me. "Relax, dude. That is just my brother repeating everything he has seen on Vine. He and his friends sound mentally retarded, I know, but they have actually formed some sort of Vine Language that they understand."
by Dr. Pill McGraw August 2, 2016
Get the Vine Languagemug.