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Brown Toad

After my last one night stand, I caught the brown toad.
by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013
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Feed the toad

Term used when someone is being greedy. If you keep giving someone what they want it will eventually turn out bad for both of you. Reference is to feeding an African bullfrog 100 crickets and a mouse. The end result was the frog shit all over itself and the aquarium.
If his parents keep giving him everything he wants they'll have a spoiled kid on their hands. Feed the toad!!
by bill1970 December 1, 2013
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Horny Toad

A aroused Toad.

The name of a expensive clothing website.
Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.

Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.

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Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.
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stroke the toad

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
by Canned snail May 28, 2016
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russian toad

by The Abe Lincoln February 5, 2017
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Toad Rottis

"that chick looks like a total toad rottis"
by kahlies January 19, 2013
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Fire Toad

you just watch the new helluva boss episode, heard the little kid say it and are now looking it up so you dont feel stupid about not knowing what it means
"Look mommy! They let fire toads in here!!!"
by McChicken9241 May 30, 2023
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