Suriname Toad

The act of busting a nut on a girl's back so that your sperm burrows itself into the skin on her back and matures into infants which burst out of her flesh when ready to be born, in a process similar to the reproductive cycle of the Suriname Toad.

"My girlfriend said cum on her back so I gave her the old Suriname Toad"

"I Suriname Toaded this chick last night"

by FalconPaaaawnch August 19, 2018

shoal toad

lame

quit being a shoal toad

shoal

by kae_d April 4, 2010

stroke the toad

The unapologetic expression made when teabagging.

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!

by Canned snail May 28, 2016

Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.

I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.

by Eneshi April 18, 2018

Toad strangler

A rainstorm so severe that even toads and other amphibious animals would likely drown

It’s supposed to rain today, looks like it’ll be a toad strangler.

by Jester mess March 20, 2022

russian toad

An insult for a pathetic person

"Shut the fuck up, you Russian Toad"

by The Abe Lincoln February 5, 2017

floppy toad

A male who's pecker flops at the start of sex normally used to mock and harrass
floppyflopper
UNLUCKY!

I heard about you last night in the alley, youre such a floppy toad!!!

by Hobgoblin October 26, 2005