Shiz

The safe, clean alternative to the swear word 'shit' of which you can use in all situations.
Much like using the word 'fudge' in substitution for 'fuck', it can be used in substitution for any meaning of the word 'shit'.

*nearly drops croissant* "Shiz!!!"
"I feel shiz"
"I can't be bothered with all this shiz"
"the dog shiz"

by ayerfegw April 20, 2020

Shiz

Specific version of 'shit', meaning 'stuff' or 'concentration' Not a derogatory term.

"I'm late for the airport, and I've not yet packed my shiz."
Or
"Stop messing around Joe, and get your shiz together on that winch, before we loose this catch."

by Reefknot August 13, 2020

shiz

shit but with a z

shiz

by eggo kid May 13, 2021

Shiz U

A mythical learning institution as referenced in Wicked.

The consultant hired doesn't seem educated, must be a Shiz U graduate.

by Reali_D December 6, 2024

Shiz

To Bring about change within a generation of Zizzlers.
Coined, by the great game designer and mystical sage, Jaron Fund.

Do you see all of the shiz I have brought to the table in your house of whys?
That is for use of the greatest of highs.
Enlightenment.

by Rokazulu January 11, 2025

Shiz

When the head is so immaculate that at the time of climax shit sprays out your ass hole like a shotgun blast, and cakes the wall.

Jeff: hey how did things go last night with Stacy?

Toby: pretty great but she sucked my soul out so hard that I shizzed all over the wall.

Jeff: hell yeahhhhhhhh

by Absurd_Chalice January 13, 2025