shag puss

someone who is an annoying pussy ass bitch

“ugh devon is being such a fucking shag puss”

by creatorofshagpuss January 21, 2020

Shag time

An arbitrary time at which it is the best time to meet or perform a particular activity

Nick: When are we meeting?
Laurie: Shag time

by chrisbox December 26, 2019

shag shower

A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.

I stopped off for a shag shower on my way to her place.

by stevejay October 28, 2010

Perpendicular Shagging

When you shag someone perpendicularly

"Ichigo knows how to do perpendicular shagging"
"Mate have you seen how Ichigo shags... They say he does it perpendicularly"

by Rajeesh Mahanti December 29, 2021

shag stick

a penis, usually an erect one

During class i developed a shag stick so i went to the little boys room and busted one off.

by sean frum bk July 20, 2008

shag me

the British equivalent of saying fuck me usually used impulsively when seeing or hearing something unexpected or surprised

Her wanker ex-boyfriend exclaimed shag me when he saw how well she cleaned up.

by chicky82 June 17, 2008

Shag Ass

v. to flee from an area, typically to evade trouble

Example 1
Guy 1: "Yo man, you got the goods?"
Guy 2: Hell yeah, give me just on sec my man."
*police siren*
Guy 1: "Oh shit! It's the fuzz! Lets shag ass!"

Example 2
Guy 1: "Dayyyummm! Look at that fine bitch comin'this way."
Guy 2: Nigga, dats my ex! The one I was tellin' you bout who won't stop callin' my house. Lets shag ass!"

by Purple Turkoglu Also April 19, 2013