December second

the day my school has professional learning so we can't go to school anyway

Friend 1 " hey did you know that everyone's skipping school on December second I'm totally doing it!"
Friend 2 " dude there's no school anyway"

by sadgurl123 November 28, 2019

beard second

The unit of distance. The length the average beard grows in one second.

That race was like 4 billion beard seconds!

by Thinkingray May 16, 2014

gimme a second

A commonly used phrase uttered by young children, usually as a response to a parent's request.

Can be very misleading, as the aforementioned second may be upwards of 2 hours long.

"Timmy, you said you'd take out the trash an hour ago."
"gimme a second!"
(several hours later)
"Timmy, it's been longer than a second."
"gimme a second!"

by Shiggy43 August 13, 2009

I second that.

a phrasal sentence that means, when taken literally, “I echo that statement of yours.”, “I echo your above statement.”; “I agree with you 100%ly.”; or simply “Ditto.”. See also "I second that emotion".

Phrase used frequently on message boards (more so than in person) by someone usually immediately after someone-else stated something with which the other person agreed.
Note that the word ‘second’ is being used as a verb in this sense, and is derived from ‘2nd’(as opposed to the length of time).

Person1:I personally like Kingdom Hearts better, because I hate turn-based battle system....Real time is better to me.

Person2: I second that^.

by Victor Van Styn August 28, 2005

second string

A fat desperate guy that serves as back up to the main man when you're bored. Someone just to hang around to take up ones time. Lacks all the qualities of your main guy but is sufficient if marginal company when you're bored. Someone who you really don't care about.

That fat guy you were talking to is second string to the real deal.

by s.z.d. January 17, 2008

one second

What you say when you really don't wanna do something but when people keep bugging you about it, you conveniently get them off your back with the simple phrase.

Hey, get in here and load the dishwasher!

Uh, one second...

by Angelacia June 12, 2007

hot second

Hot second is different from hot minute it means a fast passing of time.

It'll be ready in a hot second.

by Tavia - the famous - March 24, 2005