Girl: Cody why did you leave a fuck puddle on my bed?
Cody: I didn't want to cum in you and get you preggo.
Cody: I didn't want to cum in you and get you preggo.
by Battle #1 December 2, 2009

by Your Mom In A Handbasket November 13, 2002

by trapclap February 8, 2017

The act of smoking a bowl of methamphetamines. This term comes from when the crystals turn into a puddle at the bottom of the pipe when heated.
Hey man, I went puddle jumping with this crazy hot chick last night. Then we fucked like rabbits!! It was awesome
by shatteredice18 September 8, 2015

While licking out a woman that is on there period they made bleed. When it does bleed the blood gathers on the tongue resulting in a tongue puddle of blood.
Ben: I was licking out Beth last night and then out of the blue she just exploded with her period shit all over my face! There was even a tongue puddle!
Joe: No fucking way!
Joe: No fucking way!
by JamesH1995 October 17, 2011

A man who lays with women to receive free Meth from women or ex's and prefers to lay less with his woman the 80% the ex The 20%
by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.
"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
by ColdFusion December 21, 2004
