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past life

A tactful way of referring to previous careers, companies, or relationships without specifically mentioning names. A way of avoiding thoughtless name-dropping or boring boastful references to things you have done before at other places or with other people.
1. Company: Rather than saying, "Back at YoYoDyne, we used to do this and that and the other", try "In a past life, I used a different process".
2. Career: Avoid "When I was in the Navy, we always did it this way" and replace with "In a past life, I remember doing things in a certain way".
3. Relationship: Instead of telling your current partner, "Sally and I stayed at that bed and breakfast once", perhaps use, "In a past life, I stayed there and it was nice" instead.
by DanGarPrius June 14, 2013
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cut and paste

I got an A on my essay which I copied and pasted from the internet
by AC October 24, 2003
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population paste

a male sperm load presented for female enjoyment
Tracey longed for a taste of my population paste.I gave her a hearty sample poste haste.

A good lyric me thinks!
by Rip Torn January 2, 2007
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fuck paste

Another term for semen/jizz/gentleman juice/cum/love sauce.
When trying to - in a rather dirty manner - persuade your ladyfriend to perform a certain act (adopt a Glaswegian (Scotland) accent):

"Dae ya fancy a swallay of ma fuck paste?"
by HateEvent March 8, 2007
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Past-Proof

Word, Opinion or Statement that can be said without fear of being scrutinized by things that have been done in the past.
By saying dinosaurs are dead, it's past-proof.
by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020
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Pickle Paste

Dude! My girl loves my pickle paste
by PickleSlizzle August 10, 2019
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past dictionary

guy1: hey did you read the past dictionary
guy2: wtf is that
guy1:i smell a boomer
by ;-; h e l p October 14, 2020
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