Leaf Coneybear

An exremely special little boy who loves cats and his hair...also he is married to both Kira and Jess. He also enjoys spelling...AAAA CCCC OOOOO UUUUUUUUU CCCC HHHHH III...acouchi
:)

Stranger: "I like my hair."
Me: "Oh, your just like Leaf Coneybear!"

by hehemelikeleaf November 19, 2010

Maple Leafs

1. Godly NHL team. Hated by others because of their godlyness.

2. Killer of the Ottawa Senators during the playoffs

3. Go Leafs Go!

1. Aren't the Maple Leafs godly?

2. Sens suck

3. Go Leafs Go!

by MetalMoe April 14, 2004

Maple Leafs

The Toronto Maple Leafs - A team only liked by loud mouth jabbers who know nothing about hockey. Saying 'Go Leafs Go' is easier then following hockey.

Hated by all fans everywhere, not neccesarily because of the team, but by the moronic fans that follow.

Person 1: Did you hear the leafs lost to buffalo again?
Person 2: Ya, what else is new
Person 1: Did you see all the douchebag leafs fans in bufflo thinking that the leafs had a chance when buffalo owns them every time?
Person 2: Ya, Leafs fans are douchbags
Hobo: Maple Leafs suck

by JSchroe March 26, 2006

Leaf Blower

If your name is Alif and you received fellatio, the girl or guy is known as a Leaf Blower.

Bob: How is it going with that girl?
Alif: Yea, she is a leaf blower.
Bob: Nice, dude.
Alif: Thanks bro.
Bob: Can I become one?
Alif: Maybe later tonight.

by Jacked n Black January 26, 2009

gold leaf

high quality marijuana found in Thailand

Yo, we had some gold leaf when on vaca in Thailand

by RyryGreenleaf May 25, 2007

queef leaf

When you queef on a leaf, and it makes a squeeky noise.

I accidently did a queef leaf.

by Jason10101 May 26, 2008

puffy leaf

A puffy leaf is a phrase used to describe the penis of an uncontrolable masturbator, as their penis develops a harch, leafy texture and gets a 'puffy' surface in arbitrary places.

Greg: "Hey dude, what's wrong?"
Matt: "I think I have puffy leaf bro."
Greg: "Oh rad man, can I see it?"
Matt: "No sies man!"
Greg: "K..."

by Mr. Mandizi May 01, 2008